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Ok, so I found the first part from Urban Dictionary, and the response off some comedy blog site. They had to be combined and shared with me friends.


If you find this offensive, I appolo-SIMBA!


26 things to do in an elevator

  1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
  2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
  3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
  4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
  5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
  6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
  7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

This can be yours for the low low price of too much!

Man, I love CraigsList.

1986 Subaru 4-door truck. YOU HAVE TO SEE IT! - $700

Hey, I'm selling my 86 Subaru. It's a 4 door "sedan/truck", it's got 4 wheel drive. Manual transmission. It's under 150K and ready for another 100. I really hate to see it go, but I got a new truck and my parents said that if I don't get rid of it, they will. I will consider any offer. So here's the deal, I bought it about a year ago with a reconstructed title (it had been rear ended). I cut off the trunk and turned it into a truck. The bed is surprisingly sturdy. I just got brand new tags for it less than 2 weeks ago. It runs and drives awesome, I just need it gone. It could also be a good work truck. You could put ladders, lumber tools, whatever up on the roof rack. I will also be including the box in the bed. It has no serious damage (unless you consider my modification to be damage). Please 700 OBO MAKE ME AN OFFER. I'M DESPERATE TO SELL IT. If you have any questions feel free to call me at (503) 936-6021. Thanks

P.S. I also have an 85 Honda accord that i'm trying to sell for 300 bucks, but I'll sell them both for 800. take a look at the pics.

truck bed welded to car

Funny, Randomness


Ok, so I've got another McD thing. I was sortin' through some crap the other day, prepping to move. Anyway, came across this thing I cut off a McD's cup bout 4 years ago. I know, little weird, who keeps something like that, well I just had to have proof of something like this.

So like I said, bout 4 years ago, me and some friends were eating lunch and one of my friends looked at my cup and was like, "hmm, does that look wierd to you?", I looked at it... "I dunno". And he was like, "it looks like the fries are raping the coke". I looked at it again, "holy shit, you're right".

And we had a good conversation about it, and as you can see, there's an exclamation after the "aahhh", if it was a nice calm "ahhh" (like you'd have with a delighted sigh of enjoyment) then no rape, but there's an exclamation, and it doesn't look like the bottle's having fun, it's being pushed over and held onto by the evil red fries... mmm delicious fries... but yeh, rape.

Rapey McDonalds cup

Funny, Randomness

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