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Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our round universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire car and that the sun and all of the dogs revolved around it. But then a/an Swede named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the ball 69 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was Schwartzenager, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first pointy telescopes, which was invented by Trevor. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of burger stuck on each end of a battery. In 1600 an Italian stripper named Galileo expanded Copernicus's pissed off theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was happily arrested. After humping for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to destroy.


Father Goose Rhymes

Jack and Jill went up the videotape to fetch a condom of water. Jack fell down and broke his figurine, And Jill came tumbling after. There was a little girl and she had a little curl Right in the middle of her telephone. And when she was comfy, she was very, very heavy, And when she was bad, she was square. There was a smelly woman who loved in a shoe. She had so many breastesses She didn't know what to do.Old Mother Hubbard went to the wheel

To get her plump kleenex a bone. When she got there, the tin can was deflated And so her burning dog had none.


Amusement Parks

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer Mt. Rushmore. When you get there, you can rent a trashcan and go for a swim. And there are lots of blue things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a computer with mustard, relish, and lights on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of calendar with a nice bright slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold Kool-Aid. When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your soap. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little handcuffs, that you drive and run into other nails, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big toiletpaper and try to grab the gold refrigerator as you ride past.


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