So last night was a 2 birthday/bachelor party celebration. Being my first time to a strip joint, it was pretty cool. Plenty o' T&A, and wittle bit o' P. Someone was nice enough to buy me a private dance (as private as you can get with your friends staring on, and NO Kyoko, my face did not look like that). A good group of people showed up, we ate some tasty vittles, caught up on shit, saw some nakedness. All in all, pretty good night. Oh, and I believe Jason and I's stripper baby will be born in October, like most things in a strip club it'll be premature.
Edit - Oh, and another first. I got to be the designated driver. Which I didn't know I was until we were walking to the car. Been a while since I was behind the wheel, still got it.
So as of tomorrow I'm another a cog in the wheel. Standard corporate uniform required (dress shoes, pants, shirt, tie). Perks, standard corporate stuff, and I get to bring my dog in (when I get one), and the stuff I'll be making will be used to help sick animals.
My first drug test: by Trevor Lemon
Today I had to go to a place called LabCorp in the far off land of Westur Linnd. I had to mount many slow Trimet-uh-sahrus' during my journey. On the first I met a large Indian who was kind enough to show me a shortcut, if I had heeded the advice of the robot that gave me my original instructions, my sand may have run out. After some time, and un-mounting my second steed in the Lake of O, I began the final leg of my journey. I saw the Webb that was spoken of on my map and lept from my four legged transpo. This must've angered the gods, because where there was once sun, now was only rain.
Once I regained my bearings, I headed east. After I was sufficiently soaked, I finally found residence at my destination. I entered, and with a glance from the maid at the counter, I was prompted to go down to the depths of the laboratory. The next part of my quest was not going to be as easy as I'd thought. I had not eaten or consumed much water before I departed. And before I was allowed to leave I had to fill a cup to a drawn line. Now the spirit was willing, but the body was just not able at that time.
So me and my friend Adam have been going out to Lake Oswego for the past couple months attending meetings at the Art Center. Every year they have an art festival with a different theme. This year's theme is digital art. The point of this was to educate the public on how digital art is created and to hopefully lift a bit of the 'digital art isn't real art' stigma. Brian Despain was cool enough to let us use one of his images for the poster (below).
... WTF Netflix.. seriouslly
I'm starting to think that there isn't some person sitting around looking at my rated movies and deciding for me what I should watch.. that maybe, just maybe, it's some kind of fancy calculator with some even fancier Christmas lights wrapped around it. Now I'm not certain of this.. but I'm starting to think this, I will have to do more research before going to the news.
Since I have not confirmed the fancy calculator theory as of yet, I've temporarily added Funny Factory/Huey, Dewey, & Louie to my queue.
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