Our tax dollars at work

So I was takin' a stroll up to the Rose Garden. And there was this fire truck parked on the side of the road, and 3 firefighters huddled around a fire hydrant. One guy was trying to open the hydrant from the top... or something, I dunno really, he had some kind of wrench around the top nut. And the other two guys were just standin' around eggin' him on, yuh know, "twist it harder" "oh you can't get it", etc. Well as I was walking by, there was this loud pop, and the firefighters got quite. Then the two guys were like "way to go, you broke it" "you weren't listening, we told you to take it off not brake it", and the guy with the wrench was just "but I was just twisting it".

It was like I was watching the PFD's version of the three stooges or something.

It's like ray-e-ane on a sunny day

Ok, so this is a little belated, but the day after I saw the beaver petting lady, I had to go back downtown. And it was during the Race for the Cure (the race supporting the cure for Cancer, for those who didn't know). Well I dunno if they were just handing out shirts to people or what. Cuz I saw people waiting for the max (like they were gonna ride to the finish line), and one dude standing around smoking. Now I dunno bout you, but wearing a "cure Cancer" shirt and smoking just seems... moronic, contradictory? So I got to thinking, maybe this guy is racing for the cure, so that when the day arises that he finally gets cancer from smoking, they'll finally have a cure... or maybe he stole it off another racer.... if anybody else has any theories, feel free to share.

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Woodland Creatures

Ok, so I was downtown today, on my way to Pioneer Place. And these two older women were walking towards me, when one woman stopped to pet the beaver statues. Now, aside from the couple of sexual jokes I'm sure you can extract from that, it was pretty funny all by itself.

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