So apparently cleaning up cat puke at 4 in the morning is an activity that required just enough brain power to wake me up. Thanks cat... you stupid f'n cat. Anyway here's an early morning post for anyone else that may be out there in the same situation.
Arcade Aid: I only got 20 of these, but with the help of my gf we almost got them all.. until we accidentally closed the tab and lost what we had (so beware).
WTF: So this was just one of those random banner adds on a site. Do you notice anything odd about it? You can click on the image, it'll just enlarge the picture, not go to where ever the fuck the original banner went to.
Alright. So I'm finally moved in to my new place, and every thing's unpacked and settled. During the move I wasn't keeping up with my duties as a instigator of killin' brain cells and time. So here are some things I came across during the last couple weeks but haven't had time to post.
We always hear "the rules " from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
My name's Trevor Lemon, and this is my blog. I'll try to
update it with whatever I'm working on, random thoughts, links to
shit I think is cool; whatever I deam worthy I suppose.
