Running Man

So if I'm lucky I get to ride the Mohawk bus on my way home. There's two 96 buses. One goes by my house on it's way back to Portland (the Mohawk) and the other goes to Wilsonville. Well I got the good one today and that usually means I get a little alone time with the bus driver cuz I'm the only one left. So we were chattin' about how people are dicks and don't usually let people who just got off the bus cross the street. So he usually blocks traffic with his bus to let people go across. That sparked this conversation: (T = Me, B = bus driver)

 T - "yeah I usually just walk across the street no matter what, the way I figure it, if they hit me I'll just sue'm"

B - "but then you won't have legs"

T - "So!? The future is now, I'll just get some bionic legs"

B - "like Steve Austin"

T - "totally. And I'll have to get a red running suit, and I'll carry around a boombox so I can play that juh-juh-juh [...Read More]