My first drug test: by Trevor Lemon
Today I had to go to a place called LabCorp in the far off land of Westur Linnd. I had to mount many slow trimetasaurs during my journey. On the first I met a large indian who was kind enough to show me a shortcut, if I had heeded the advice of the robot that gave me my original instructions, my sand may have run out. After some time, and un-mounting my second steed in the Lake of O, I began the final leg of my journey. I saw the Webb that was spoken of on my map and lept from my four legged transpo. This must've angered the gods, because where there was once sun, now was only rain.
Once I regained my bearings, I headed east. After I was sufficiantly soaked, I finally found residence at my destination. I entered, and with a glance from the maid at the counter, I was prompted to go down to the depths of the labrotory. The next part of my quest was not going to be as easy as I'd thought. [...Read More]




